Many brands spend significant amounts on influencer marketing, which can lead to additional fundraising needs.
Blender Bombs? We don’t have to.
Because I’m the influencer. I grow the brand for free. Myself. Done. No brainer.
And I don’t just post once. I post every week. And I will not stop until I’ve built the kind of brand (and legacy) that changes your health and your bank account.
In the past year, I’ve gained +258,000 new followers on my personal Instagram.
In the past 30 days alone, I’ve reached 31.7 million views.
Blender Bombs has grown +38% YTD in Q1, more than double the industry average.
I believe as I grow, Blender Bombs grows. As I show up, the business scales. My social media following grows → Blender Bombs revenue grows. My content goes viral → we acquire new customers. Blender Bombs gets new customers —> 83% of them become repeat customers. Our subscriber base grows → 89% of them stay subscribed. Blender Bombs revenue grows.
And I’ll be on social media with y’all until I’m 100.
Community building is my passion. It’s my calling.
We’re in the last 18 hours of our final capital raise and this is your time to invest in a brand with a built-in growth engine: ME.
And why does my social media growth matter for YOU?
- Research suggests that founder-led brands with visible leaders may have higher valuations.
- 82% of people are more likely to trust a company when its senior executives are active on social media.
- Some surveys suggest that a notable portion of Americans may spend more on brands that align with their values.
- Executives estimate that 44% of their company’s market value is directly attributable to their executive’s reputation.
This is why I show up on social matters. Not just for the mission, but for the value of your investment.
And what I am doing is working:
- 89% subscription retention
- 83% repeat customer rate
- 206% YoY wholesale growth
- Launching into Sprouts, Harris Teeter, and more
If you believe in founder-led brands…
If you believe that visibility drives valuation…
If you believe that a passionate, public-facing founder is the best investment a CPG company can make…
Then this is your moment.
I believe to this sentence - I’m the best PR this brand will ever have.
And I’m just getting started.
You can invest for as little as $500 (37 shares).
You can use a credit card.
You can be part of this story.
Invest in Blender Bombs before our raise closes
Interested in investing $10k+ and want to chat? Book a call with me and our CEO
--- Helen
Risk Factors: There are risks associated with increased digital ad spending, such as fluctuations in marketing costs and consumer behavior, which may impact these growth figures.
Our plan includes digital marketing campaigns focusing on Meta (Facebook/Instagram) and Amazon advertising, which we believe will enhance customer acquisition and online sales.
All investments involve risk, including the potential loss of your investment.
This Reg CF offering is made available through StartEngine Primary, LLC. This investment is speculative, illiquid, and involves a high degree of risk, including the possible loss of your entire investment.

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