Hello Earthlings,
We did not mean to take this long with our update, but too bad that's the way the world works. Good news: we’re giving you ample warning now to buy the proper headgear now because we are going to yank what you thought you knew straight out your nose like Tutankhamen’s brain and replace it with pure “you can’t divide by zero” knowledge.
We hoped to get this update to you sooner, but if you watched Emily Molli and Rocco Castoro’s appearance on Tim Pool’s TIMCAST IRL, you’ll know that we’ve been drowning in work investigating the following:
1.) The ties between the multibillion-dollar, worldwide 1MDB scandal and Chinese national, alleged Chinese Communist Party double agent, and Rudy Giuliani's cigar-smoking buddy Guo Wengui.
2.) The ties between the multibillion-dollar, worldwide 1MDB scandal and former Republic National Committee deputy finance co-chair, defense contractor, and alleged Playboy Playmate impregnator Elliott Broidy. A man who was recently indicted for crimes related to violations of doing business with unregistered foreign agents.
3.) Botnets, ampnets, malware farms, exploit jag-offs, and the unscrupulous, disingenuous grifters who run them — many of whom include so-called, self-professed “journalists” whose weeping calls for mercy at the edge of our blade, when we catch them red-handed serving up fake news mixed with ad fraud, will earn empathy equivalent to the breathless silence of the middle of the Mojave desert in the dead of night.
4.) MAGA3x's dusty web of financing, data, and influence that unfurls like a poorly cooked churro at the county fair.
5.) What people are calling “Cambridge Analytica 3.0,” and what we call “Fresh Meat for the Kill,” in which we have commandeered, analyzed, skip-traced, and devastated the largest and most evil database comptrollers in the world through the power of the internet and sheer willpower that the forces of good will overcome evil. We can’t reveal much about this yet, but you will know it when we do because — unlike Kim Kardashian’s ass — it is within the realm of possibility that what we will expose will quite literally “break the internet.”
6.) Do we really need to keep going here? Expect a 20-something-part series when it’s all said and done, much of which traces back to one Guo Wengui and his burrito-like entrapment of a worldwide blackmail ring-slash-internet portal to the absolute worst sins of humanity. In short, Guo makes Assange look like your uncle’s ballsack on a muggy day in Florida.
If you don’t like what we’re doing, don’t complain through WeFunder like a ding-dong. We’re too busy to waste time navigating their terrible front-end, so email us directly at [email protected] and we’ll get back to you as soon as (in)humanly possible.
But here are some common complaints we'll try to address right off the bat so you don't have to waste our/your time with writing an email that may hurt your feelings.
a) What about Subverse?
What about it? Subverse is set to be the holding company of SCNR, which will be a newly formed LLC that insulates Subverse from potential liabilities of the journalistic work SCNR is doing.
b) What about Tim Pool?
Before and after we raised the WeFunder money, Tim said he would be editorially independent from Subverse. That is more true today than ever before. If you have a problem with that email your glorious leader at [email protected] and say a little prayer, maybe he'll see it!
c) Why aren't you posting to YouTube every day like you used to?
If you read the original WeFunder, we explicitly say we want to be independent from YouTube because it's not a stable source of income due to algorithmic restrictions placed on news content. That means we're exploring other avenues of monetization, specifically streaming platforms, which are far more promising for the content we're producing. Big boy sales take time, so be patient. tl;dr: YouTube sucks a fat one, and we will not subject you to its filthy foreign influence.
Hang tough,
Emily & Rocco
SCNR