Neurohacker Collective

Look What Your Funding Did! Then Take Advantage Of Our Final Public Round!

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Published on Jan 21, 2020

“Ask yourself what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.”- Howard Thurman


If you worked here at Neurohacker Collective, you would never forget some of the conversations with our customers.

We interact with customers who are often overjoyed, and sometimes even in tears because they are able to pursue their dreams again for the first time in years or decades.

That’s because we’re solving problems that the traditional health and wellness market couldn’t solve, and before we existed, a lot of our customers were running out of options: 

- Many were suffering from brain fog and mental exhaustion which were destroying     their careers and interactions with friends and family.

- Many were facing the rapid onset of age-related decline and were resigned to the        idea that  “getting old” meant helplessly accepting major physical deterioration.

- Some lacked the physical energy to enjoy their free time, or found themselves never    having the willpower to make their ambitions a reality.

    For many people, these problems are caused by conditions that modern reality encourages.

    Our jobs demand long hours of mentally draining work, coupled with limited physical activity. At the same time, Western diets rarely include some of the world’s most potent nutrients for mental and physical wellbeing.

    Wellness companies often make matters worse, offering people false hope with slick marketing of a one-ingredient “magic bullet” solution to what ails them.

    Other wellness companies sometimes use a “kitchen sink approach” by putting lots of randomly selected ingredients into one “multivitamin” product, with no idea how these ingredients and dosages affect each other.

    These poor modern habits and poor modern “solutions” often lead to our bodies losing the ability to self-regulate well. Our founders realized that the nearly 500 billion dollar nutraceutical market and 4 trillion dollar wellness market, were not valuing the goal of better self-regulation.

    For example, cosmetic products can mask the signs of aging, but what nutritional products comprehensively fight the decline in cellular energy causing aging in the first place?

    Or for another example, an energy drink with a big dose of stimulants can cause a quick burst of productivity, but where were comprehensive brain nourishment products that could cross the blood-brain barrier and avoid mental exhaustion in the first place?

    The “health and wellness industry” is too concerned with merely put a band-aid on the symptoms of our health struggles without addressing their causes.

    The reason for symptom-focused “solutions”, is not always bad-faith.

    Nutritional brands often want to address underlying causes, but they normally lack the rare forms of expertise required to do it well.

    To deliver life-changing results for these types of modern health challenges, it often requires dozens of nutrients in carefully crafted synergistic formulas with precise intents.

    It also requires a deep understanding of the regulatory pathways of the human body, so a large number of health variables are addressed in balance with one another.

    That is why Neurohacker Collective was created; a wellness startup unlike any other.

    We make products that support how a healthy body self-regulates.

    And in just 3 ½ short years, we’ve gone from a San Diego living room operation, to over 20 million dollars in lifetime sales, experiencing steady year over year growth, and we’re fresh off a profitable 2019!

    Our supplements, drink mixes, and liquid shots now have 6 product SKU’s and counting. Our medical team and advisory board are some of the most credentialed MD’s, ND’s, and PhD’s on the planet. They have specialties in complex-systems modeling, organic chemistry, and naturopathic medicine, forming a brain trust behind every product we release.

    Our Qualia line of mental performance products, and our Eternus line of human longevity products, have become category-defining. They are now available in a dozen countries as well as on Amazon, and endorsed by some of the biggest names in sports, nutrition, and holistic medicine.

    Our unique nutritional products have become common doctor recommendations after scoring contracts with major medical distributors like Natural Partners and Emerson.

    Our sales channels are expanding fast, with our products now carried in physical stores and e-stores across America like Lucky Vitamin, Lassen’s, Clark’s, Pharmaca, eVitamins, and Swanson’s Health.

    And none of this incredible growth would have been possible without the WeFunder community.

    When we were a young startup, this community entrusted us with 1.5 million dollars of your hard-earned money to bring revolutionary nutritional products to the masses, and provide health solutions for people who had often given up on ever feeling like themselves again.

    We hope 2019’s profitability, and our increasing sales channels, product lineup, and revenue, provide clear evidence of how efficiently we’ve used those funds to provide you a strong return on investment.

    And now? We are here for an unusually great problem to have!

    The maximum amount of crowdfunding legally allowed in a 12 month period, is 1.07 million dollars. And due to the growth stated above, all future investment opportunities we offer will be for rounds that are too large to be funded by crowdsourcing.

    But at present, we can offer a final round of public investment capped at 700K to maximize the launch of a revolutionary sleep formula on our near horizon. Instead of sedating someone to sleep, this will be a comprehensive formulation designed to normalize the sleep cycle, causing true rejuvenation.

    Choosing Wefunder for this 700K round was a no-brainer. We exist because of Wefunder.

    Over 500 of you co-own Neurohacker Collective with us already. We turned to crowdfunding early on instead of VC capital options, because we didn’t want our vision to be twisted into a profit-only concern. This was, and is, meant to be a movement for healthier, more capable citizens, in a time where the world badly needs human beings up to the task of working on major problems facing civilization.

    We humbly ask, if you have yet to invest or are in a position to increase investment, please reflect on our tangible growth and invest in owning part of a movement that sets a new standard for nutritional wellness, before this final public offering disappears.

    More than anything, on behalf of the thousands of customers in our community, THANK YOU.

    To every co-owner with us, and to everyone who feels called to invest now, you are the reason thousands, and we hope one day millions of people, are waking up with optimized physical and mental capacities to do what makes them come alive.

    Thank you so much!