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🥣 MASTER YOGI CAFÉ

Wellness, Wholeness & a Whole Lotta Love

Paris, Texas | Early-Stage | Community Wellness Café

💡 Why You Might Invest

I’m building more than a yogurt café — I’m planting seeds for a wellness movement in the heart of Paris, Texas. Master Yogi Café isn’t just about good food (though we’ve got that covered); it’s about bringing people together, creating opportunities, and healing communities from the inside out.

If you believe in faith, family, and food that fuels the body and soul — this is your chance to help create a first-of-its-kind health hub in rural America. We’re inviting early believers to become “Ferminators” — founding supporters who want to grow something that matters.

🧠 The Problem

Too many communities — especially in rural towns like mine — are starved for real nutrition, connection, and hope. Fast food is everywhere. Wellness support? Not so much.

Add to that the rising rates of chronic illness, poor gut health, and disconnection from our food sources, and it's clear we need a reset. But where do we begin?

🥣 MASTER YOGI CAFÉ

Wellness, Wholeness & a Whole Lotta Love

Paris, Texas | Early-Stage | Community Wellness Café

💡 Why You Might Invest

I’m building more than a yogurt café — I’m planting seeds for a wellness movement in the heart of Paris, Texas. Master Yogi Café isn’t just about good food (though we’ve got that covered); it’s about bringing people together, creating opportunities, and healing communities from the inside out.

If you believe in faith, family, and food that fuels the body and soul — this is your chance to help create a first-of-its-kind health hub in rural America. We’re inviting early believers to become “Ferminators” — founding supporters who want to grow something that matters.

🧠 The Problem

Too many communities — especially in rural towns like mine — are starved for real nutrition, connection, and hope. Fast food is everywhere. Wellness support? Not so much.

Add to that the rising rates of chronic illness, poor gut health, and disconnection from our food sources, and it's clear we need a reset. But where do we begin?

🌱 The Master Yogi Solution

Master Yogi Café is a bold new concept that blends:

🥣 Fresh, healing foods (like gut-loving Greek-style yogurt, local fruits, herbal teas & seasonal specials)

🎒 Hands-on education for kids and families (health, gardening, manners, more!)

🛍️ Lifestyle merch & wellness tools (shirts, guides, programs, and eventually: events!)

💬 Community connection through events, faith-based outreach, and hometown pride

We’re making wellness affordable, fun, and culturally relevant — starting with one neighborhood café, and building a replicable model we can take nationwide.

💰 How We Make Money

• Yogurt & food sales
• Tea, smoothies, and healthy snacks
• Branded merch (already live at MasterYogi.org)
• Events, education programs & seasonal farm boxes
• Sponsorships and community partnerships

📈 How You Get Paid

We’re using a revenue share model to keep things simple and fair:

You invest $1,000 → You get paid $1,500 back

You’ll receive a % of the café’s monthly revenue until you reach your full return (1.5x your investment).

This means the better we do, the faster you get paid back! You’re not just giving — you’re growing with us.

Our Investment Structure

We’re starting with a simple revenue share model — meaning you’ll receive a percentage of our monthly revenue until you’ve received 1.5x your investment back.

We’ve also built in Future Equity rights: if we ever raise an official equity round in the future (like Series A), you’ll have the option to convert your investment into equity at that time.

It’s the best of both worlds: earn now, and grow with us long-term.

🎁 Investor Perks

• $100+
• Early supporter shoutout on our website + a Master Yogi digital postcard
• $250+
• All of the above + exclusive Master Yogi sticker pack & bookmark
• $500+
• Master Yogi T-shirt + all previous perks
• $1,000+
• “Ferminator” Founding Member mug + limited-edition merch + all previous perks
• $2,500+
• VIP box with local treats, tea, and a handwritten thank-you from Nana + all previous perks
• $5,000+
• Name on our Culture Club Wall inside the café + 1-on-1 Zoom with Nana + all previous perks
• $10,000+
• Host a private tasting party + lifetime discount on in-store purchases + all previous perks

💥 Early Bird Bonus

The first $100K in investments will receive Early Bird Terms, including:

• Priority in monthly revenue payouts (you get paid back faster)
• Preferred terms if we ever offer equity in the future
• Early access to VIP perks and opportunities

🌱 It’s our way of saying thank you for being a Day 1 Ferminator and believing in the mission before the crowd catches on.

📍 Why Paris, Texas?

I was born and raised here — on the west side of town, where families are still underserved and overlooked. Master Yogi Café is my way of giving back to the place that raised me and starting something beautiful where others might not think to look.

I believe healing starts at the table. That’s why I’m putting faith, food, and community at the center of everything we do.

❤️ Join the Movement

This isn’t just about yogurt — this is about legacy, healing, and lifting each other up.

If you believe in truth, wellness, and the American way…

If you want to see small towns thrive again…

If you’ve got a heart for kids, families, and future generations…

Become a Ferminator and let’s grow something real.

💸 Phase 1 Funding Snapshot

We’re starting with a Phase 1 goal of $75K–$100K to get the café open and operational in Paris, TX. This raise will cover:

• Lease & light buildout
• Kitchen equipment (grill, cooler, stainless counters)
• Staffing
• Licenses & legal setup
• Branding & launch marketing

Once we’re open and rolling, future funding will help us grow the garden program, events, and wellness features even further.

💥 What’s a Ferminator?

FERMINATOR (noun) /ˈfərmə-ˌnā-tər/

A founding supporter of Master Yogi Café — someone who believes in gut health, faith, food, and growing strong communities from the inside out.

Join our Culture Club. Be a Ferminator.

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