Invest in Bruno

The fastest-growing wine brand in America

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INVESTMENT TERMS
Future Equity
 $6M  $5.4M valuation cap
Early Bird Bonus: The first $200K of investments will be in a SAFE with a $5.4M valuation cap
$500, $1K, $2K, $5K, $10K

Highlights

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Sold out of our MVP wines in less than 5 months; currently pre-selling over $1000/day of 1 SKU
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Tracking $500k ARR (and growing triple digits MOM)
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On track to $100k month in May
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ROAS ~3x on Meta (with 7% add-to-cart, 3% conversion rates)

Our Team

The wine industry abandoned a generation of drinkers.

We’re bringing them back at breakneck pace — with better wine, no snobbery, and Liquid Death energy. And you can be a part of it.


Quick stats:

🧃 Selling out faster than we can restock

🚀 $52K projected revenue for April — up 425% from March

💰 $70K+ in total sales since launch

🛒 $200 average order value — customers are loading up

📈 3x+ ROAS on Meta Ads

🧺 7% add-to-cart rate — wild for DTC

🔄 3% conversion rate — best-in-class


The Demand is Real - and We're Sprinting to Keep Up

We’re converting. We’re scaling. We’re...in desperate need of inventory.

Here’s what that momentum actually looks like:

✅ >$40k in sales over the past 30 days representing 426% growth vs. the previous month.


We've done this not just with increased ad spend, but AOV increases over time:

As we grow, so does our AOV; this increase will continue as we further optimize our website and launch higher ticket SKUs and subscriptions


And because we are media-buying experts, we've driven down CAC by a factor of 5, making us profitable from the customer's very first purchase.


Our Cost per Conversion has been on steady decline since February


And return rates? So far, so good - 10% of our revenue is coming from 2nd-time buyers despite our massively disproportionate new customer base and still under-optimized email program.

Bruno is wine for real life. Not wine snobs.

Forget the vineyards and tasting notes.

We make wine for pool days. Breakups. Group chats. Tuesday night chaos.

We market by occasion, not varietal.

Instead of “malolactic fermentation,” we say:

“Wine for the party you weren’t invited to.”

The brand voice hits.

The wine over-delivers.


The result? Loyal fans, viral content, and inventory flying off the shelf.



We’re building the most dangerous wine company in America.


Wine is a $90B industry that’s barely spent $100M on marketing.

We’re applying a modern playbook to a dusty category — and it’s catching fire.


  • 📈 DTC metrics that slap — $200 AOV, 3x ROAS, 7% add-to-cart
  • 🍷 Premium product — tastes like $90, priced like $30
  • 😈 Brand that breaks through — Liquid Death voice, with actual depth
  • 🤖 AI-powered, founder-run — tiny team, huge output
  • 🛒 Dual engine: DTC + Wholesale — online + real-world traction
  • 🧃 Fans don’t just buy — they rep the brand



The old wine world sells heritage.
We’re selling relevance — and it’s working.

How all-in are we?

I launched Bruno from my future baby's nursery.

My wife was 34 weeks pregnant. I flew across the country to hand-label every bottle myself.

We sold out anyway.

I didn’t come from the wine world. We built this brand from scratch - and it's working.



We’re not raising to survive. We’re raising to scale.

Bruno is selling out faster than we can restock.

This raise is about fuel, not runway.


We launched 5 months ago with a simple plan:

Great wine. Great branding. Big energy. No rules.

It worked. Faster than even we expected.


Here’s what this Wefunder raise unlocks:


📦 Buy 3x more inventory

We're selling out pallets in weeks. We need to buy at scale — not hand-to-mouth.

🚀 Expand DTC acquisition

Our paid marketing is already working (3x ROAS). More fuel = faster flywheel.

🍾 Move into bigger wholesale accounts

We’re already in Miami hotspots. Other major deals are in play — we need stock to service them.

🧃 Launch new SKUs & formats

Half-bottles of natty wine, canned Vinello — things our customers are begging for.


Join us now. Help us bring wine back to real life — and build something the old wine world never saw coming.


Want to dive deeper? Check out our full pitch deck.



















This isn’t just a wine brand. It’s a movement.


Bruno isn’t a trend. It’s a new standard.

It’s what happens when you give culture, chaos, and product excellence the same bottle.

We’ve proven demand. Now we’re scaling supply.


Join the movement. Own a piece of Bruno.

We’re not just selling wine — we’re building a rebellion.

And the crazy part?

It’s working.


Behind Bruno

No Napa estate. No corporate team.

Just hustle, design, sweat, and some damn good wine.


Our first pallet of hand-labeled bubbly


Tasting different samples for our launch SKUs
There was collateral damage




An important disclaimer

In order to abide by the Tied House Laws, investors with equity interests in wine distribution or retail in the USA, whether on- or off-premises, will not be allowed to invest. If you're in doubt, we recommend speaking to an attorney.

Another important disclaimer

We are 'testing the waters' to gauge investor interest in an offering under Regulation Crowdfunding. No money or other consideration is being solicited. If sent, it will not be accepted. No offer to buy securities will be accepted. No part of the purchase price will be received until a Form C is filed and only through Wefunder’s platform. Any indication of interest involves no obligation or commitment of any kind.

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