Man Banned From Internet for Sending Nudists to Neighbors Via Craigslist

There's a lot of questions here. Like, "how do you ban a man from the internet," "how much of a swindler do you have to be to get a man to show up on your neighbor's door buck naked," and "what was the straw that broke the camel's back that made him think, 'That's it! Becky's getting a dong at her door today.'"

Probably better left unanswered, but at the end of the day, Jason Willis from Wisconsin was barred from the internet for 30 months after striking a plea deal.Open the trench coat and read here. 

We've never been to Canada, but if you asked us to paint a picture of what we think happens in America's top hat, it's getting dickered with confidence antlers.

From the aluminum screen door landing ramp to the three cigarettes needed to complete this dare devilish act, these Canadians spared no expense in showing they can hang with America's best rednecks. Watch the jump of the century here.

I'd like to think I'd be able to throw some bitch and pimp slaps becoming the next deity of the Indian culture, but after this highlight reel I'd be hard-pressed to say so. It's bitch slaps like these that show why Worldstar Hip Hop was created. One backhand later and your street cred is gone, your mammy won't let you stay in the house, and your on landscape duty for the rest of time. There's a lot of skin in the game, so you best come tip-top if you plan on throwing one of those open-palmed superman haymakers.