Today, April 16th, 2019 is one of the most exciting days in the history of our company.
If you’re an investor or considering becoming one, you’re going to want to read the news we’re about to share.
Hint: read this all the way through, because towards the end, it includes a limited time offer that we think you’ll appreciate.
Imagine you had to come up with a checklist of characteristics for the most successful wellness product possible. What would the checklist look like?
We bet you’d agree it would look something like this:
1.- The product would be designed for a problem affecting 100% of people on earth.
2.- It would be for something people already spend hundreds of billions of dollars on to address in less effective ways.
3.- It would be a product people could tell was working almost instantly.
4.- The cost would be more than offset by all the expenses it saves customers who are addressing the problem poorly.
5.- Finally, the product could easily be obtained by people all around the world.
A couple years ago, we began brainstorming what health focus could result in a product that checked all those boxes.
Then it hit us…
Let’s review that list again, and this time, reflect on the aging process.
1- The aging process affects 100% of people on earth, and by our 30’s and 40’s, most of us aren’t too happy about what it’s doing to us. Sure we all age, but at massively different rates. Some people die from causes normally associated with advanced age as early as their 60’s, while others are in their 90’s or even 100’s leading happy active lives. We realized our science and medical team was uniquely positioned to explore the why of these massive variations, and synthesize data from across a huge swath of studies to create a breakthrough formula for the aging process.
2.- People spend hundreds of billions of dollars annually on the symptoms of the aging process: creams and cosmetics for aging skin, coffee and energy drinks to offset lethargy, balms and heat pads to offset slower muscle recovery, painkillers for increased body inflammation. The list goes on and on. And notice, none of these things address the underlying cause of age related symptoms, which takes us to #3.
3.- Aging begins at the cellular level as our cells become less efficient at producing energy over time. There’s not “one cause” for why this happens, so despite some slick marketing you may have encountered, there’s not one “special ingredient” that adequately addresses cellular energy and health. The roughly 37 trillion cells in your body are performing trillions of complex metabolic functions per second. To nutritionally optimize for cellular energy (which is the key to addressing aging), cell health needs to be addressed with dozens of different nutrients which each help in different but related ways. When this happens, people feel it- improved energy, vitality, vigor, faster muscle recovery, better sleep, and more.
4.- By our 40’s and 50’s, most of us are spending a fortune combating symptoms of aging. In addition to all the products types I already listed, there’s also hiring for things you could do yourself at a younger age, like yard maintenance, home maintenance, moving furniture, etc. These things don’t even include expenses from medications that are fighting ailments you may not have if you had valued your health more in earlier decades. All these combined expenses can cost an aging human 5, 10, even 20 thousand dollars a year in preventable expenses. So we realized if we could develop a truly comprehensive cell energy formula that costs just a few dollars a day, and people grasped the role it plays in preventing some or even most of these expenses, people would realize it more than pays for itself.
5.- Finally, as far being available all over the world, we think we have that covered too, from our website, to Amazon, to a major physician network announcement we'll be making soon.
Today, April 16th, is the launch of our breakthrough formula that comprehensively addresses aging where it starts; at the cellular level.
Our science and medical team poured over a vast collection of medical and nutritional research to create this product.
Eternus combines 38 ingredients, in precise synergistic relationships to each other, to nourish cells and promote cell energy with a level of comprehensivity that has never been available before in a single product.
To get a bit nerdy for a moment, here is 6 distinct ways Eternus is designed to promote cell energy for better aging, among countless others we could list:
From now through Friday, any investor who shows their support for this product with an investment in us, will receive a free bottle of Eternus shipped to your door, so you can be among the first people in the world to experience the physical effects of a truly comprehensive cell energy product. And if you want to hear from some of our science and medical team about Eternus, they recently took the time to sit down and explain the inspiration behind the Eternus formulation in this video.
We’d be honored (and we think you’d be wise!) to get your very first stake in Neurohacker Collective at this time, or increase your stake now, not just to score a complimentary bottle of this amazing new product, but also to lock your stake in before forthcoming press releases ramp up investor interest beyond WeFunder. This will ensure future potential increases in company value can be something you share in, rather than kick yourself for missing a chance to own a stake at our current valuation.
Eternus is here, and the wellness industry is abuzz. Join the ride now before the power of Eternus becomes common knowledge.
And thank you for making our continuing product lineup expansion possible!
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