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💃🏼 A monthly subscription box—and online shop—for mouthy mofos


👸🏽 4,300+ active subscribers
💰 $3.9 million revenue in 2021, $2.5 million in 2020, $1.1 million in 2019
🎁 5+ years in the subscription industry
📦 Over 190,000 orders shipped
👯‍♀️ 100% women-owned and -managed
📰 Featured in Buzzfeed, Scary Mommy, RealSimple
🤭 We're funny as f*ck

Our Team

When we started thinking through what our box could be. We took a closer look at our own favorite things and discovered a common denominator—four-letter words🤣 After some research we discovered that there was a huge audience of shoppers (and creators) with the same sense of humor.

Welcome to the brand that says what you're thinking

Smartass & Sass subscription and shop items are curated and personally tested by the S&S team—a group of really mouthy mofos who want you to get a good laugh in your day. S&S partners with some of the best small businesses to bring you trendy and snarky items each month.

Where did it all start? In 2016, the subscription box industry was expanding and the recurring revenue model intrigued us. We started thinking through what our own subscription box could be.

We wanted it to tick all the boxes:

  • Something we were passionate about
  • Something that didn’t exist already
  • Something people would want to get in the mail on a regular basis

We took a closer look at our own favorite things and discovered a common
denominator—four-letter words.

Apparently, we like to cuss a lot...

Being the sarcastic souls we are, we had noticed a rise in vendors online who were selling sassy merch that spoke to us (because we shopped their stores regularly). After some research, we discovered that there was a huge audience of shoppers (and creators) with the same sense of humor. We found mugs, notebooks, tote bags—all kinds of brilliant sh*t that we thought we (and others like us) would love to receive on a monthly basis.

And that's how Smartass & Sass was born.

Who We Are

S&S is 100% women-owned and -operated.

Our leadership team has a combined  26+ years of entrepreneur experience. We've honed our skills at companies like IBM, PenLink, and HomeSmart Realty. Our expertise ranges from project and operations management to interactive and marketing strategy.

Our Sass Squad is composed of five additional individuals (the newest member not shown) with decades of experience in industries like software development, tech, higher education, law enforcement, healthcare, and early-age development. Our variety of backgrounds provides a rich diversity of knowledge and abilities.

Our Values

Early this year, we solidified our company's core values—the traits that make up and drive Smartass & Sass as a business and a team.

  • We’re sarcastic (not savage)
    We love all types of sass, and our favorite words definitely have four letters (we cuss a lot). Our sass is inclusive of all smart-mouthed souls.
  • We have moxie
    We are a team of determined people who are committed to getting shit done. We have the resolve to make magic happen, and the sense of humor to laugh out loud along the way.
  • We create a kick-ass experience
    We want you to have an unforgettable experience with Smartass & Sass—customer or employee.
  • We solve problems
    Our team is small but mighty. We often have to wear multiple tiaras (a.k.a. hats), but we think that makes us even better troubleshooters. We are eager to find answers and fix issues and are always aspiring to improve our company.
  • We’re human
    We’re fabulous, flawed, complicated creatures.

What We Do

Since our launch in late 2016, Smartass & Sass and shipped over 190,000 orders—holy sh*t! Our revenue has grown significantly year-over-year, including 127% growth in 2020 during the first year of the COVID-19 pandemic. 

S&S saw a 127% growth during the pandemic

In 2021, we achieved $3.9 million in annual revenue and currently have 4,300+ active subscribers. We have been featured in major publications like BuzzFeed, Scary Mommy, and RealSimple.

Our retention is at an all-time high—since January 2020, we have maintained a churn of 7-10% each month. According to subscription platform Cratejoy, anything below 15% churn is good, and as a novelty products brand (versus a consumable product) we are extremely proud of this achievement. 

We consistently maintain a lower than industry average churn rate.

In December 2020 we had over $300,000 monthly revenue for the first time. And this year, we have reached a 43%+ profit margin on our subscription boxes—almost double the margins we saw in 2019.

We have a 43%+ profit margin on our subscription boxes

Since 2017, we have featured over 100 brands in the subscription box (and many more in our shop). 

S&S provides a platform for other brands and small businesses
to reach new customers.

We have additional cross-promotion opportunities for our brand partners which include adding inserts to the monthly boxes, doing product giveaways, and providing additional exposure to our audience of over 100k across multiple messaging platforms.

Our Customers

Here are just a few of the things our customers have to say about their monthly dose of sass! You can check out more of our reviews on Cratejoy.

Our Partners & Features

We passionately support our community and have several local business partners. We use Lincoln-based resources for our warehouse and shipping, our monthly shirt printing, and all of our paper and insert printing.

Our biggest business needs are fulfilled by local small businesses
here in Lincoln, NE.

    We have been featured in several major publications in recent years, including: 

    Watch these two BFFs bond over an S&S box in a Buzzfeed social video.

    We've won a few awards, including Best of Cratejoy in 2020 and 2019, as well as one of A Year of Box's Best U.S. Subscription Boxes in 2019. In 2021, we were nominated for the Thrive Award from SUBTA Cube Awards, and this year we are nominated for Best Marketing Campaign from SUBTA Cube Awards (to be announced in June 2022).

    Our Growth

    Forward looking projections cannot be guaranteed.

     2021 brought some additional advertising challenges and supply chain considerations but we still managed to have 4 of our best quarters ever.

    Since Q1 of 2019, we have more than 4.5x our quarterly revenue.

    In Q1 2022 we have seen a small dip in numbers due to several factors, including:

    • supply chain issues affecting our delivery
    • the iOS privacy changes and subsequent Facebook ad reach limitations
    • migrating to a new subscription platform for a better user experience, but due to privacy restrictions, not being able to migrate Paypal customers in the process.

    Though subscriptions historically comprised 90% or more of our monthly revenue, we have implemented new one-time shop strategies and additional channels (wholesale, discount, etc) to diversify our revenue. 

    February 2022, shop sales were 17% of overall revenue, more than
    double February 2021.

    This year, we have also been able to achieve our highest profit margins ever. 

    Q1 2022: avg. 43% profit on subscription boxes
    (up 6% from the previous quarter)

    The biggest factors contributing to this increase are:

    • obtaining a larger vendor quantity discounts because of our inventory needs
    • designing and manufacturing our own products
    • raising our prices in February 2022 to combat increasing COVID-related expenses

    Our Market & Model

    Studies show that during and after the pandemic, online shopping and subscription memberships are (still) on the rise. E-Commerce sales in 2021 reached $4 trillion, and Statista projects that by 2023 91% of the U.S. will be online shoppers. 

    55% of MSA readers "can't live without lifestyle subscriptions."

    According to McKinsey & Company, 15% of online shoppers have signed up for one or more recurring products. The subscription industry has exploded, and shoppers want more—23% of My Subscription Addiction readers have over six different subscriptions, and 55% of readers "can't live without lifestyle subscriptions" [like Smartass & Sass] (from the 2020 SUBTA Keynote).

    So how does our business model work? For shop purchases, it's pretty straightforward. For subscription purchases, customers follow three simple steps:

    • Step 1: Choose a Box.
      Pick a Shirt-Only, Box-Only, or Big Box subscription (ranging from $19.95-$54.95/month)
    • Step 2: Choose a Plan.
      Pay monthly or save some dough by pre-paying for a 3- or 6-month term. 
      You can subscribe any time; subscriptions ship on the 18th of each month.
    • Step 3: Sit Pretty. 
      Get ready for some sass!

    Our main competitors are other subscription boxes that "feel like a treat for yourself or as a gift." 

    Our target audience has expendable income and is looking for a surprise shipment to brighten their (or a friend’s) day, and brands like Therabox, Single Swag, Boxy Momma, and FabFitFun (among others) have also developed products to meet this need. 

    Smartass & Sass has differentiated itself by honing in on the niche of this audience that loves to laugh, has a sarcastic sense of humor, and
    has mouths like a sailor. 

    Not only do we have a team full of sassy personalities, but we also have a subscriber-only Facebook group comprised of approximately ~6k sassholes (our term of endearment for our sasscribers ❤️). 

    This channel of communication has been a direct line of insight with our subscriber base as well as a key component of our success over the years. We have leveraged this community for feedback on product ideas, customer experience, and level of profanity.

    Our target audience is pretty well identified and defined:

    • Women
    • Ages 35 - 44
    • Avg. income of $50k - $100k
    • Located primarily in the United States
    • Our sassholes want: exclusivity, good deals, and lots of cuss words

    Our business model has two main components—subscription and shop sales.

    On the subscription side, we have consistently achieved profit margins of over 40%, our customers tend to subscribe for 6+ months, and their LTV is $300+ (which is double the industry standard for our category). This leg of the business provides solid monthly recurring revenue, as well as cross-sell opportunities for shop sales, special discounts, etc.

    Our customers have a lifetime value of $300+; double the industry standard

    With our shop, we see margins of 50-90% per product with an average order value of $45+. We also have the opportunity to upsell shop customers to become subscribers and feed into our monthly recurring revenue stream.

        Our Future

        We received some valuable feedback, we decided to adjust our Use of Funds to be more growth-minded. Our use of funds will depend on our capital raised but our estimated breakdowns involve the following categories:

        Inventory Financing (28%)
        The largest amount of funds will be allocated to / earmarked for purchasing inventory for the subscription as well as the shop, which will help to solidify our runway (since COGS is by far our biggest expense).

        Cash Flow / Operating Expenses (18%)
        We plan to allocate a portion of funds to regular operating expenses, cash flow, and overall savings.

        Debt payoff (15%)
        We have several small loans or debts that we could pay off and save on interest and repayment fees.

        Ad Spend (15%)
        Pivoting ad spend to combat iOS privacy roadblocks and adjusting for poor Facebook ad performance as a result of the privacy changes. Our affiliate partnerships have continued to succeed, so we will add to that spend as well (including influencer marketing). We'd also look at revisiting ever-changing social platforms to find new customers.

        Team Growth (8%)
        We are already hiring two new marketing team members and a customer service representative in Q2 but additional funds would allow us to hire a sales representative for our new product line, a project manager mid-year, and interns later in the year.

        Product Line Development (5%)
        Capital would allow us to fund a new product line, including market research, R&D, and product launch. 

        Financial Advisor (3%)
        We have spent our entire business life bootstrapping ourselves, but it's definitely time to hire a professional. We plan to use this portion of funds to hire a financial advisor, ideally someone well-versed in the e-commerce and subscription industries.

        New Sales Channels (0.5%)
        Finally, this capital would allow us to outsource/develop a presence on new sales platforms, including Amazon, RangeMe, and more.

        Wefunder Fees (7.5%)
        Wefunder charges a flat 7.5% on all Reg CF raises.

          We have big dreams for the rest of 2022. 

          • Gain 1,650 new subscribers in Q2, and reach 9,200 active subscribers by Q4
          • Sell 8% of our on-hand shop inventory (~300k) in Q2
          • Hire at least two new team members in Q2
          • Implement a 4-day workweek for our team in Q3
          • Launch our custom product line in Q3/Q4
          • Reach $5 million annual revenue

          So how does this work?

          Wefunder is an investing platform for a Community Round—anyone can invest as little as $100 in a company they're passionate about or believe in. 

          • Investors lend businesses money with set terms (to see our terms, scroll up and check under the Invest button!) 
          • The business uses the funds to grow like crazy
          • When they need more capital, the business opens a 2nd round of fundraising and this initiates a conversion event for the Convertible Notes from the seed investment, which converts them into shares. The Valuation Cap and the Discount Rate of the convertible note determines the discount that seed investors' loan converts to shares at. For more info on how convertible notes work, check out this article.
          • Now the seed investors own preferred stock in the business.

          We have special Early Bird terms for our first group of investors—see the terms above for more details!

          What are our terms?

          Once our GAAP financials we can file with the SEC, and after that the terms will appear in the upper left of this page.

          The terms we have outlined are:

          • Contract: Convertible Note (using the Cooley Go Convertible Note template)
          • Valuation cap: $8,000,000 ($7,000,000 for Early Birds)
          • 15% discount
          • 5% interest rate
          • Note maturity: 24 months 

          Investor Perks (you know you want 'em)

          📦 Perks will ship after we close the round.
          🌎 We will ship perks internationally. 


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          Want to reach out directly?
          Email our HBIC | CEO Abby Bartholomew at [email protected]