The $7B+ insulated drinkware industry built products for carrying drinks. Nobody built one for making them. Until now.

The pnümix (pronounced "newmix") is the World's first patented dual-chamber portable drink mixing system. Not a party trick. Not a blender. Gear — built for the boat, the campsite, the golf course, and everywhere great drinks and great people belong together.

We've sold 1,600+ units across 45+ events. Zero returns. Zero complaints.

Now we're scaling digital — and we're inviting you to be part of it.

The Problem:

Recreational drinkers have been settling for years.

Canned cocktails are full of preservatives and mystery sweeteners. Open cups tip, spill, invite lake water, bugs, and worse. Thermoses sink. Bringing a real bar setup to a boat or campsite means hauling bottles, fumbling with mixers, and ending up with warm, off-ratio drinks.

The drinkware industry solved the "carry" problem.

Nobody solved the "make" problem.

That's the gap pnümix was built to fill.

The Solution:

Meet pnümix. Not a party trick. Not a blender. Gear.

A New Drinkware Category:

The pnümix is a patented dual-chamber portable drink mixing system. 17oz spirit chamber + 28oz mixer magazine = 45oz of any drink you want, anywhere you go — sealed, rechargeable, and fully waterproof fest cup:

Here's what makes it different:

1. Precision mix-ratio dial — dial in your perfect strength between every sip
2. Dual chambers — your liquor and mixer stay completely separate until the moment you pour
3. Closed system — tamper-resistant, sealed against bugs, lake water, and anything else
4. Fully waterproof — floats even when full
5. USB-C rechargeable — mixes and aerates at the push of a button
6. Serves 10+ drinks per fill — the whole crew, one mixer

Three years of R&D. $1.15M in development. A US patent secured. Zero returns. Zero complaints. Zero breakage. That's not a policy — that's a track record.

By the numbers.

We don't ask you to take our word for it. Here's what the market has already told us:

1. 1,600+ units sold across 45+ events and online
2. 0 returns — not a single one
3. 5.0 stars across 22 verified Okendo reviews
4. 7 consumer industries served — boating, golf, camping, beach, tailgating, power sports, RV
5. 20+ retailers carrying pnümix and growing
6. ~$15K/month average revenue in 2025

Every single person who has tried pnümix at an event has understood it in about 90 seconds. Our on-site conversion rate is 30%+. The Uncle Mark problem — where people don't get it until they experience it — is exactly why we're raising now. Digital advertising lets us replicate that moment at scale.

The Spirit behind the system

Pnümix has partnered with Southern Kentucky Distillery — an award-winning craft distillery distributed across 6 states, celebrity-endorsed at the national level, and expanding internationally.

This isn't a sponsorship. It's a structural advantage.

Their customer is our customer. Same adventurer. Same lifestyle.

A category that doesn't exist yet. An audience that's already buying.

pnümix sits at the intersection of 4 massive, growing, underserved markets:

$40B+ TAM — Global Insulated Drinkware Yeti, Stanley, Hydro Flask. Massive, proven, consumer-ready. pnümix is doing for portable drink making what Yeti did for portable drink carrying.

$12B SAM — Recreational Drinking & Drinkware US outdoor recreation + premium alcohol consumers who actively mix drinks at events, on the water, and at tailgates. 7 consumer industries. All underserved.

$80M SOM — Our Beachhead Target Active adventurers 40–65 with disposable income who host, boat, golf, and camp. 1% penetration = 40,000 units. We're already selling to this exact person.

Category creation insight: Yeti didn't grow the cooler market — they redefined what a cooler could be worth. pnümix is doing the same for portable drink making. We're not stealing market share. We're creating a new shelf.

Competitive Advantage:

Nobody else makes this. We have the patent to prove it.

There is no direct competition for what pnümix does. Canned cocktails can't adjust. Robot cocktail machines can't travel. Insulated tumblers can't mix. Flask and shaker setups are slow, messy, and can't serve a group.

The pnümix does all of it. Portable. Waterproofed. Sealed. Patented.

One hero product. A growing ecosystem. A second product already engineered.

The pnümix is the flagship — but it's the foundation of something bigger.

The pnümix Personal Drink System — $199.99 | 68.6% Gross Margin The unit that started the category. 45oz dual-chamber. Mix-ratio dial. USB-C. Waterproof. Floats.

Accessories — $19.99–$44.99 | 80%+ Gross Margin Extra Magazine, Carry Sling, Head Unit Case, Tumbler Set. High-margin add-ons that extend use and average order value.

Bundles — $214.99–$299.99 | 65%+ Gross Margin Captain's Edition, Beach Bundle, CaddyPack. Activity-specific kits that anchor the experience and drive AOV.

Next: pnücup — Drugged-Drink Prevention Drinkware Engineering complete. Invented by Chief Mixologist Mekinna Cripps. A quantum leap in drink-spiking prevention technology. $150K of raise earmarked for manufacturing — launching approximately 8 months post-funding.

The more someone uses pnümix, the more of the ecosystem they want. That's not an accident. That's the design.

THE BUSINESS MODEL:

Multiple channels. One brand. Online margins that fund everything else.

DTC Online — Primary, Scaling Now pnumix.com via Shopify. Website optimized for conversions. Paid digital advertising launched with Logical Position — 15 years of liquor marketing experience. 68.6% gross margin online.

Live Events — Primary Revenue Driver Now 45+ expos, lake events, camping concerts, vendor events. 97.5% of 1,600+ units sold here. Our on-site conversion rate proves demand exists. The event flywheel is proven. Now we scale the digital one.

B2B / Corporate Gifting — Growing Golf courses, boat clubs, corporate retreats. Bulk pricing $153–$165/unit with custom engraving. A gift they don't have and will use for years.

Retail Expansion — Pipeline Currently 20+ retailers. Roadmap: specialty outdoor and sporting goods → Big Box with brand proof.

Influencer + Referral — Pipeline Active influencer program. Dual-sided referral program. Auto-triggered 14–21 days post-delivery.

THE ROADMAP

We already proved the event flywheel. Now we scale the digital one.

Phase 1 — Complete (2022–2024) 3 years R&D. $1.15M raised. Patent secured. Manufacturing partner locked. First production run shipped.

Phase 2 — Complete (2025) 1,600+ units sold at 45+ events. Zero returns, zero complaints. 6 consumer industries validated. $15K/month revenue baseline established.

Phase 3 — Active Now (2026) Logical Position paid ads — July 2026. Full site rebuild launched. Referral program + affiliate expansion. B2B golf course outreach (top 100 US).

Phase 4 — Post-Raise (2027–2028) pnücup manufacturing + launch. Big Box retail expansion. Red Bull event strategy. B2B serving industry tech.

Phase 5 — Vision (2028+) Yeti / Red Bull / GoPro equivalent. Multiple product lines. Community + brand events. Category ownership.

Let's build this together.

pnümix is a category creation play with a Yeti/Red Bull/GoPro trajectory. We've done the hard part — 3 years of engineering, a patent, a proven product, a loyal customer base, and a strategic partnership that gives us structural advantages most companies can't buy.

Now we're at the moment every great outdoor brand hits — where the product is proven and the only thing standing between where we are and where we're going is the capital to scale.

If you've ever been on a boat and wished making a great drink was easier — that's exactly who we built pnümix for.

And that's exactly who we're building this company for.

Officially, 1 in 13 Americans report having their drink spiked—but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Over the last four years, we’ve talked to thousands of people at events, promotions, and trade shows, and more than 70% have either experienced drink spiking themselves or know someone who has. The stories we hear are real, raw, and everywhere.

Combine this with the rising wave of reports on social media and in the news, and it’s clear: the true scale of this crime is massively underreported. Drink spiking is hard to prove, rarely reported, and isn’t even tracked as a crime statistic at the state or federal level. The need for real prevention is urgent—and that’s exactly what pnücup delivers.

Join the Movement. Invest in Safety.

This isn’t just a business—it’s a mission. The need is massive, the impact is real, and the market is ready. Be part of the solution. Help us make every drink safer—for you, your loved ones, and millions more.